Tuesday, November 27, 2007

I Fucking Suck At Basketball

It's alright. Basketball has only been a lifelong love. I'll think of it like a divorcee thinks of the mistress that lead to everything going awry. I may be awful but at the very least I'm awful in an interesting way. I have the skills, the size, and the energy, but a brain like a tipped cow all urgent and unable to focus.

My NBA dreams are officially dead. Even Sergei schooled me.

1 comment:

Sergei Tortoise said...

while i love to hate on you, i must disagree with your stance on your aptitude for sucky basketball play. while your game is interesting as you clearly state, there is no suckiness to be seen. you play the boards with the furor of a rabid gerbil and view the passing lanes like a regal hawk. as for defense, you just play defense like like a wildebeest. while not always pretty your defensive game is complete and effective, and at the same time clean (something which cannot be attributed to most).

so yes, while your nba dreams may be over (a fact that i atribute mainly to your inability to be an asshole on the court), your game does not suck. in fact it is exemplary and one i wish more people would model theirs after.

by the way this is a complement. another will not be coming soon. so savor it.