Dear World It Is Me Archibald

Do you know what it feels like to be sick?

It is a bummer, is it not? I have spent the last few days on my sick bed, which my mummy so graciously prepared for me. It has been quite uncomfortable. My head aches, my throat is raw, my skin is clammy, and my overall disposition is one of exhaustion. In other words, I do not know if I am ready as of yet to fully contribute to Bring Back the Hindenburg. When I am though, I will return to pontificate on all matters that fall under my variable expertise.

Until then,

AASXLI